1、计划好了过几天准备去酒吧门口，捡一个高考心碎男孩。
I plan to go to the bar in a few days and pick up a heartbroken boy in the college entrance examination.
2、其实上学还是有点好处的，最起码我一日三餐是稳定的。
In fact, it"s good to go to school. At least I have three meals a day.
3、我怀疑你不会打字，不然你打个老婆试试。
I suspect you can"t type, otherwise you can try to beat a wife.
4、我是小猫体质，越爱我越听话。
I am a kitten constitution, the more you love me, the more obedient.
5、听说你的意中人是个盖世英雄，我不会盖世，但我会帮你盖被子。
I heard that your sweetheart is a hero. I won"t be a hero, but I"ll cover your quilt.
6、那年我背井离乡，后来村里人就没喝上一口水。
That year, I left my hometown with a well on my back. Later, the villagers didn"t drink a sip of water.
7、朋友圈发自拍不要太过分，我们可是见过面的。
People who take selfies in wechat moment don"t overdo it. We met.
8、小哥哥，不和我聊天是怕我偷你表情包吗？
Little brother, the reason why you don"t talk to me is that you are afraid that I will steal your expression bag?
9、为了一个男人放弃一堆男人，太不值了。
It"s not worth giving up a bunch of men for a man.
10、如果我这样惹你生气了，对不起，我不改。
If I make you angry like this, I"m sorry, I won"t change it.
11、刷到这条朋友圈的人，三天后必脱单，不灵别回来找我，反正朋友圈仅三天可见。
Those who brush the wechat moment will take off the bill after three days. If you don"t, don"t come back to me. Anyway, wechat moment is only available for three days.
12、我现在对男的没有任何兴趣了，不信的可以给我推几个帅哥给我。
I don"t have any interest in men now. If you don"t believe me, you can push some handsome men to me.
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