让你笑出双下巴的沙雕句子 太皮了！

你在我面前就像个孩子，因为我想当你爸爸。

You are a child in my eyes, because I want to be your father.

刚准备点外卖，突然想起来自己120斤。我猛地打了自己一耳光，点外卖的时候怎么可以分心。

I was just about to order takeout, suddenly I remember my weight of 120 Jin.then I slapped myself in the face. How can I be distracted when I order takeout.

请关心一下身边的吃货，因为可能一不留神他就撑死了。

Please pay attention to the foodie around you, because he may die if you don"t pay attention.

每次面对美食我都告诫自己，吃多了会死，但结果证明，我根本就不怕死。

Every time I face the delicious food, I always tell myself that I will die if I eat too much, but it turns out that I am not afraid of death at all.

你是我的优乐美又怎样，最后的归宿还不是垃圾桶。

What if you are my milk tea? The final destination is still the garbage can.

我只想做个与世无争的垃圾，结果还要被分类。

I just want to be a piece of garbage that doesn"t compete with the rest of the world, but I still have to be classified.

你若安好，便是晴天，按这天气看来，你应该是挂了。

If you"re ok, it"s sunny. According to the weather, you should be dead.

“什么声音?”“被子掉地上了。”“为什么声音那么大?”“因为我在被子里……”

"What"s that sound?" "The quilt fell to the ground." "Why is it so loud?" ""Because I"m in the quilt."

切洋葱的时候我总是闭着眼睛，以为这样就不会流眼泪了，但当我切到手的那一瞬还是哭了。

I think that I won"t cry if I close my eyes when I cut onions,but when I cut my hand, I cried.

今天有点不开心，虽然不是你造成的，但是你能不能给我道个歉。

I"m a little upset today. Although it"s notcaused by you, can you apologize to me.

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