1、生活不易，猪猪叹气，叹气泄气，还得打气。
Life is not easy, pigs sigh, sigh will be discouraged, but also to cheer.
2、我恢复视力了，你配不上我。
I"ve got my vision back. You don"t deserve me.
3、我刚才写了半个小时的笔记，手机吃醋了，于是哄了三个小时。
I just wrote half an hour of notes, mobile phone jealous, so coax three hours.
4、假如有一天我笨死了，请不要难过，因为我是自愿的。
If one day I am stupid to death, please don"t be sad, because I am voluntary.
5、白白胖胖，脱单无望。
Fat and white, no hope to take off the single.
6、每天醒来的第一件事，就是想睡觉。
The first thing I wake up every day is I want to sleep.
7、能不能给我发一毛钱，免得我们以后一毛钱关系都没有。
Can you send me 0.1 yuan so that we will not have a relationship with 0.1 yuan in the future.
8、元气满满的一天，王俊凯接我下班了。
Today is a full day, Wang Junkai picked me up from work.
9、以后别问我最喜欢吃什么了，我最喜欢吃队友的兵线。
In the future, don"t ask me what I like best, I like to eat the soldier line of my teammates.
10、今年的收入还算乐观，除去一切开支，还剩个锤子。
This year"s income is still optimistic, except for all expenses, there is still a hammer.
11、我是天线宝宝，你没有天线，所以我们没法交流。
I"m an antenna baby, you don"t have an antenna, so we can"t communicate.
12、有些人真的没有底线，在朋友圈评论哈哈哈都要复制，你自己不会笑吗？
Some people really don"t have a bottom line. I comment "ha ha ha ha" in wechat moment. They all want to copy it. Won"t you laugh yourself?
13、穷则独善其身，富则是我想多了。
If I am poor, I will take care of my own cultivation; if I am rich, it is my fantasy.
14、和女朋友吵了一个多小时的架，最后我赢得了自由。
After fighting with my girlfriend for more than an hour, I finally won my freedom.
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