14个适合发朋友圈的沙雕句子 俏皮可爱 看一次乐一次

一、我等了很久的快递今天终于到了，快递员给我放在快递柜里了，我就忍着故意不去拿，其实我也没有别的意思，就是也想让快递尝尝等我的滋味而已。

I have been waiting for a long time the express finally arrived today, the Courier put me in the express cabinet, I will bear deliberately not to get, in fact, I have no other meaning, but also want to let the express taste wait for me.

二、为什么那些老是对自己发型不满意的人，就是不肯承认这其实是因为自己脸的问题呢。

Why is it that people who are always unhappy with their hair refuse to admit that it"s actually their face.

三、哼，就算是那些再冷若冰霜的人，系鞋带的时候还不是要系蝴蝶结吗？

Hum, even if those again as cold as ice person, tie shoelace when still want to tie a bow?

四、大家早上好，就算不好也行，随便你。

Good morning everyone, even if not good, as you wish.

五、因为最近总是熬夜，所以医生说我肝不太好，好想找一个关心我的人，每天叫我小心肝呀！

Because always stay up late recently, so the doctor said my liver is not very good, really want to find a person who CARES about me, every day call me small heart liver!

六、我真的是很无奈了，我每天起早贪黑地看你，研究你，讨好你，虽然我不是很懂你，但是我依然极力的想融入你的世界，可是我做了这么多，你为什么就不能好好对我一次呢？数学？

I am really very helpless, I get up early and get up late every day to see you, study you, please you, although I do not understand you, but I still try to integrate into your world, but I have done so much, why can"t you be good to me once? Mathematics?

七、最近为了锻炼身体，我每天都在坚持做仰卧起坐，比如晚上一个仰卧，早上一个起坐！

Recently in order to exercise, I have been doing sit-ups every day, such as one in the evening, one in the morning!

八、你们不要惹我，我可是练过气功的人，我可以把你们气死。

You don"t mess with me, I but practice qigong person, I can make you angry to death.

九、每次发信息都问我在不在，拜托，你有什么事情可以直接说，我想如果没有什么意外的话，老子这几十年都是在的。

Every time send a message to ask me in, please, you have what things can directly say, I think if there is no accident, Lao Tze these decades are in.

十、我要努力减肥了，不然太重的话，很容易坠入爱河，吃这爱情的苦的。

I will try to lose weight, otherwise too heavy, easy to fall in love, eat the bitter love.

十一、我这一生，要是遇见你需要花光我所有的勇气的话，那么我想请你还是离我远点，毕竟我还要靠我的运气买彩票呢。

My life, if meet you need to spend all my courage, then I want you to stay away from me, after all, I also rely on my luck to buy lottery tickets.

十二、老天爷给了我很多次变成胖子的机会，我不负众望，都成功地抓住了。

God gave me many times to become fat opportunity, I live up to expectations, have successfully seized.

十三、我劝那些暗恋我的人，抓紧时间来向我表白吧，人活这一辈子，总得要体验一下被美女拒绝的滋味吧！

I advise those who love me, take the time to come to me, people live this life, have to experience the taste of being rejected by the beauty!

十四、每次快要到月底的时候，我就看看我的钱包，然后我这颗悬着的心就终于不跳了。

Every time it comes to the end of the month, I look at my wallet, and then my heart finally stopped beating.

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