读书的意义就在于你看见美好的风景,能够出口成章,而不是只会一句,真好看。
The significance of reading lies in that you can see beautiful scenery and make a statement instead of just one sentence. It"s really beautiful.
真庆幸你太胖了,我的心里装不下你,要不然把你从我心中搬出去的力气都没有。
I"m glad you"re too fat. I can"t hold you in my heart, otherwise I don"t have the strength to move you out of my heart.
每天醒来的第一件事就是想睡觉。
The first thing I wake up every day is to want to sleep.
如果你迷茫了,那就跟我混吧,只要有我一口饭吃,你就能多刷一个碗。
If you are confused, you can mix with me. As long as I have a bite to eat, you can brush one more bowl.
为爱哭泣的都是年轻人,我这老年人只会为了穷哭泣。
It"s young people who cry for love. I am an old man who only cry for poverty.
每天醒来,对自己笑一笑,生活才会更快乐。
If you wake up every day and smile at yourself, life will be happier.
我就是我,如果你看不惯,那也得忍着。
I am me. If you can"t stand it, you have to bear it.
笑脸给多了,惯出来的臭毛病就多了。
If you give more smiling faces, you"ll get more bad habits.
如果能把脑子里的钱转到银行卡上,那么我一定是个小富婆了。
If I can transfer the money in my head to the bank card, then I must be a little rich woman.
如果你想出卖我的话,我希望到时候能论斤称。
If you want to betray me, I hope you can talk about it then.
哪怕现在已经闹饥荒了,我也不想吃爱情的苦。
Even now there is a famine, I don"t want to eat the pain of love.
早上犯困、中午犯困、晚上犯困。
I feel sleepy in the morning, at noon and at night.