很拽很有趣的文案 总有一句会让人觉得你很可爱

读书的意义就在于你看见美好的风景，能够出口成章，而不是只会一句，真好看。

The significance of reading lies in that you can see beautiful scenery and make a statement instead of just one sentence. It"s really beautiful.

真庆幸你太胖了，我的心里装不下你，要不然把你从我心中搬出去的力气都没有。

I"m glad you"re too fat. I can"t hold you in my heart, otherwise I don"t have the strength to move you out of my heart.

每天醒来的第一件事就是想睡觉。

The first thing I wake up every day is to want to sleep.

如果你迷茫了，那就跟我混吧，只要有我一口饭吃，你就能多刷一个碗。

If you are confused, you can mix with me. As long as I have a bite to eat, you can brush one more bowl.

为爱哭泣的都是年轻人，我这老年人只会为了穷哭泣。

It"s young people who cry for love. I am an old man who only cry for poverty.

每天醒来，对自己笑一笑，生活才会更快乐。

If you wake up every day and smile at yourself, life will be happier.

我就是我，如果你看不惯，那也得忍着。

I am me. If you can"t stand it, you have to bear it.

笑脸给多了，惯出来的臭毛病就多了。

If you give more smiling faces, you"ll get more bad habits.

如果能把脑子里的钱转到银行卡上，那么我一定是个小富婆了。

If I can transfer the money in my head to the bank card, then I must be a little rich woman.

如果你想出卖我的话，我希望到时候能论斤称。

If you want to betray me, I hope you can talk about it then.

哪怕现在已经闹饥荒了，我也不想吃爱情的苦。

Even now there is a famine, I don"t want to eat the pain of love.

早上犯困、中午犯困、晚上犯困。

I feel sleepy in the morning, at noon and at night.