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一，我一生节俭，喝过最奢侈的东西，也只不过是斗地主被对方送了一杯卡布奇诺。

I have been thrifty all my life, and I have drunk the most extravagant things. It is just that the landlord was given a cappuccino by the other party.

二，以前是我不懂事不回你消息，新赛季已经有一段时间了，你的段位和国标我已经看到了，能再给我一次机会吗？

It used to be that I didn"t answer your news when I didn"t understand things. It has been a while since the new season. I have seen your position and national standard. Can you give me another chance?

三，再没有一个男人可以感化我了 我已经在尼姑庵扫了八年的叶子 我的心已经跟风一样凉了 当然除了178的双眼皮。

No man can influence me anymore. I have swept the leaves in buddhist nun for eight years. My heart has been as cool as the wind, except for the double eyelids of 178, of course

四，打游戏真的能变年轻，刚刚我打王者，她们都叫我小学生！

Playing games can really make you younger. Just now I played king, and they all called me a pupil!

五，宝，你能给我的备注改一改吗，我不想叫巨蟹座 罗甸 好骗，工资八百。我被开除了呜呜呜呜，八百也没有了。

Bao, can you change my remarks? I don"t want to be called Cancer Luodian. My salary is 800. I"m fired. Whoops, 800 is gone

六，蕉绿说明香蕉还没熟，所以大家不要蕉绿啊。

Banana green means bananas are not ripe yet, so don"t want banana green

七，吃抑郁药只能图一乐真药治抑郁还得靠男高中生。

Taking antidepressants can only be used to treat depression, but also by male and high school students

八，我不能谈恋爱 我只有一点点钱 我想自己用。

I can"t fall in love. I only have a little money. I want to use it myself

九，真的很喜欢追星，很喜欢爱豆，那种睡不到的男人真让我着迷。

I really like idolize and love beans. The kind of man who can"t sleep really fascinates me

十，我一生节俭，喝过最奢侈的东西，也只不过是斗地主被对方送了一个臭鸡蛋。

I"ve been thrifty all my life, and I"ve drunk the most extravagant things. It"s just that the landlord was given a rotten egg.

十一，喜欢我扣1，不喜欢我扣工资。

Like me to deduct 1, don"t like me to deduct salary

十二，我的心碎成了二维码，但扫出来还是爱你。

My heartbreak has become a QR code, but I still love you when I scan it out

十三，触景生情你就占俩字触生。

When you touch the scene, you will take the two words

十四，马上就要考试了，哥哥方不方便发张腹肌照祝我满腹经纶呢。

The exam is coming soon, and it"s inconvenient for my brother to take a photo of his abdominal muscles and wish me full of knowledge.

十五，“拜拜”两个字像不像四个烤串。

s the word "bye bye" like four kebabs

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