学习学到忘记看手机，这种感觉超爽，拿起手机，发现时间才过了两分钟。
Learn to forget to look at the mobile phone, this feeling is super cool, pick up the mobile phone, found that the time is only two minutes.
有些人稍微一考好就开始各种得瑟，不像我，我考不好。
Some people start to get better at their exams Unlike me, I didn"t do well in the exam.
明天我大概会早起去跑步，也可能醒来发现自己中了彩票，两者发生的几率差不多。
Tomorrow I will probably get up early to run, or wake up and find myself winning the lottery. The probability of both is almost the same.
我的钱包好可怜，一辈子都没怎么见过钱。
My wallet is so poor that I haven"t seen much money in my life.
手机你检讨一下，为什么总要拉着我熬夜。
Mobile phone you review, why always pull me stay up late.
我以前觉得我是足控，后来发现我是腿控，然后我又怀疑我是锁骨控，还有点臀控，今天突然醒悟，我并不是什么控，我只是纯粹的好色而已。
I used to think I was a foot control, but later I found out that I was a leg control, and then I suspected that I was a clavicle control, and a little hip control. Today, I suddenly woke up, I"m not a control, I"m just a pure lust.
每次遇到那种不是很好使的感应水龙头，都感觉自己好像要饭的。
Every time I meet the kind of induction faucet that doesn"t work very well, I feel like a beggar.
小时候的梦想是当一个英雄，长大后没想到有手机就能轻松实现，而且选择还挺多，timi dd。
When I was a kid, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn"t expect that I could easily realize it with a mobile phone. Moreover, there were many choices. TIMI DD.
刚在路上捡到500块钱，笑得太大声被失主听见了。
Just picked up 500 yuan on the way，Laugh too loudly and be heard by the owner.
买了部新手机，不敢坐公交车怕被偷，愣是走了8公里的路回家，别问我为什么不打车，因为怕花钱。
Bought a new mobile phone, afraid to take the bus to be stolen, Leng is walking 8 kilometers home, don"t ask why I don"t take a taxi, because I"m afraid of spending money.
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