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科学研究表明，每爱我60秒，你就会开心一分钟！
Scientific research shows that every 60 seconds you love me, you will be happy for a minute!
生活不止眼前的苟且，还有就爱发来的请帖！
Life is not only about the present, but also on the love of the invitation!
我本尝试做一个有趣的人，可后来跑偏了，成了一个逗比！
I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went off the track and became a funny guy!
最近疼得厉害，是有人在榨取我的智慧吧！
Recently, the pain is severe. Someone is squeezing my wisdom!
女生请对自己好一点，能怪男朋友的千万别怪自己！
Girls, please be nice to yourself. If you can blame your boyfriend, don"t blame yourself!
心事都憋在心里，快不得自己怎么都瘦不下来！
My heart is choked in my heart. I can"t lose myself!
为啥中国人结婚都要挑个好日子，因为结完婚就没好日子过了！
Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married, because after marriage, there will be no good days to live!
你为啥不理我，是想让我变成狗不理吗！
Why do you ignore me? Do you want me to become a dog!
我每天都在坚持仰卧起坐，早上一个起坐，晚上一个仰卧！
I insist on sit ups every day, one in the morning and one in the evening!
是谁说我不会乐器，我退堂鼓打的可响了！
Who said I can"t play musical instruments? I"m out of the hall, and the drum sounds!
假如生活出卖了我，我希望能论斤卖！
If life betrays me, I hope to sell by catty!
都替你安排好了，会有蚊子替我跟你说晚安的！
I have arranged for you. There will be mosquitoes to say good night to you!
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