朋友引诱我喝奶茶，我拒绝了，我是要减肥的人，我守住了底线，奖励自己喝一杯奶茶。
Friends enticed me to drink milk tea, I refused. I was the one who wanted to lose weight. I kept the bottom line and rewarded myself with a cup of milk tea.
主动给我发消息不好吗？非要我发朋友圈吸引你的注意。
Would you mind sending me a message? I have to send a circle of friends to attract your attention.
我妈让我关掉音乐别吵她睡觉，不然就把我头摁在键盘上，哈哈我才不会bgfdfhogfdsqsxcvbjo…
My mother told me to turn off the music and not make her sleep, or press my head on the keyboard, ha ha, I don"t know bgfdfhogfdsqsxcvbjo…
甜甜的恋爱轮不到我，原味的也可以啊。
Sweet love round not to me, the original can also ah.
当初王源给我表白的时候我没有答应，一来我觉得我们年龄不合适，二来我是编的。
When Wang Yuan confessed to me, I didn"t agree. First, I thought our age was not suitable. Second, I made it up.
尴尬，戴了口罩帽子去买宵夜还是被人认出来了：美女吃点什么？
Embarrassed, wearing a mask and hat to buy a snack or was recognized: what does a beautiful woman eat?
你说洋葱很神奇，是蔬果中唯一能让人流泪的，我不想否认你，但上次被榴莲砸到脚我也是哭了一天。
You say onion is very magical. It"s the only fruit and vegetable that can make people cry. I don"t want to deny you. But last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.
长按复制再发送这条朋友圈，你就多了一条朋友圈。
Long press copy and then send this circle of friends，You have a circle of friends.
每次和我爸吵架，我都好想告诉他，你知不知道外面有多少人想当我爸爸。
Every time I quarrel with my father, I want to tell him, do you know how many people outside want to be my father.
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