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语文老师听写“嫌疑犯”这个词，正巧他走到我的旁边，看了一眼，大怒的说道：是嫌疑犯不是咸鱼饭。
The Chinese teacher dictated the word "suspect". It happened that he came next to me, took a look and said angrily: it"s a suspect, not salted fish rice.
看到别人二十几岁就家产过亿，十亿，几十亿，我就五百万，还是像素。
When I see others in their twenties with a fortune of more than 100 million, one billion, several billion, I will be five million, or pixels.
每当爸妈告诉我集中精力学习，不要处对象的时候，我都很无奈：我能怎么办？追我的人那么多。
Whenever my parents told me to concentrate on my study and not to be an object, I was helpless: what can I do? There are so many people chasing me.
我们的目标：向钱看，向厚赚。
Our goal: look at money and make money.
从“我在班上”到“我在上班”这个过程，期间的心酸只有我们自己知道。
From "I"m in class" to "I"m at work", only we know the sadness during this process.
我的爱好有两种，分静态和动态，静态是睡觉，动态是翻身。
I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over.
谁说“念念不忘，必有回响”，喜欢的人从没搭理过我，想一夜暴富，也从没实现过。
Who said "never forget, there must be an echo". The people who like have never paid attention to me, and they have never realized that they want to get rich overnight.
朋友说借点儿钱回头给你，之后我才知道，有些人一转身就是一辈子。
My friend said to lend you some money back. Only then did I know that some people turn around for a lifetime.
午觉这种东西，果然还是趴在学校桌子上睡得香。
Nap this kind of thing, as expected, still lie on the school table and sleep soundly.
等了一个多小时外卖小哥，终于忍不住打电话询问了一下，结果他告诉我在看别人打架。
After waiting for more than an hour, I finally couldn"t help calling and asking. As a result, he told me that he was watching others fight.
有个懂事的弟弟是什么体验？他对我说：“姐，等我长大了，挣钱给你整容！”
What is the experience of having a sensible brother?He said to me, "sister, when I grow up, I will earn money for your cosmetic surgery!"
孙悟空之所以那么瘦，因为在太上老君的炼丹炉里，燃烧了他的卡路里。
The reason why Sun Wukong is so thin is that he burned his calories in the alchemy furnace of the supreme Lao Jun.
爱情就像是一场赌注，赌赢了，你就是苏妲己，赌输了，你就是杨玉环。
Love is like a bet. If you win, you are su Daji. If you lose, you are Yang Yuhuan.
在古代，一不留神就会变妖、变 神、成魔！但是在现代，一不留神就会变成疯子、傻子。
In ancient times, if you don"t pay attention, you will become a demon, a God and a devil! But in modern times, if you don"t pay attention, you will become crazy and stupid.
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