1、如果你总是掉头发，可以来找我，我会帮你把它全部推光。
If you always lose your hair, you can come to me and I"ll push it all out for you.
2、吃奥利奥的时候一定要霸气，毕竟我们也是黑白通吃的人。
When we eat Oreo, we must be aggressive. After all, we are black and white people.
3、每次有人凶我的时候，我都会愣一下，因为我在想该把它埋在哪里好？
Every time someone attacks me, I will be stunned, because I"m thinking about where to bury it?
4、不要因为数学不好，就丧失学习的信心，你不会的又不止这一门。
Don"t lose your confidence in learning because you are not good at math. You can"t do more than that.
5、不要总说国产的东西不好用，其实我觉得挺好用的，比如说人民币。
Don"t always say that domestic products are not easy to use. In fact, I think they are very useful, such as RMB.
6、一定要记住那些晚上陪你熬夜的人，就是因为他们你的脸上才会长痘痘。
Be sure to remember that those who stay up with you at night, it is because of them that your face will grow acne.
7、我们都是祖国的花朵，只不过有人长着嫩玫瑰，有人长得嫩百合，只有我长成了多肉。
We are all flowers of the motherland, but some people grow tender roses, some people grow tender lilies, only I grow into fleshy.
8、谈恋爱有什么意思？为了一个男生放弃一群男生，想想都亏。
What"s the point of falling in love? For a boy to give up a group of boys, think all loss.
9、我的两个好朋友吵架了，但是不管我怎么劝 他们就是不愿意打起来。
My two good friends quarreled, but no matter how I tried to persuade them, they just didn"t want to fight.
10、从今天开始，我将从没钱的生活转变成更没钱的生活。
From today on, I will change my life without money into a life without money.
11、为什么精神小伙都那么瘦，难道最有效的减肥方法是社会摇？
Why the spirit of young people are so thin, is the most effective way to lose weight is social shake?
12、吃得苦中苦，不一定能成为人上人，但是心里一定会很苦。
If you eat bitterly, you may not be able to become a master, but your heart will be bitter.
13、做人要有骨气，身材不好就去练，实在不行就P图。
To be a man, you should have backbone. If you are not in good shape, you should practice. If you really can"t do it, you should use P chart.
14、如果你喜欢我，就大胆地跟我表白吧，人生在世，总要尝试一下，被美女拒绝的滋味。
If you like me, dare to tell me, life in the world, always try, was rejected by the taste of beauty.
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