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一、现在真的很羡慕我的朋友们，他们竟然身上还有闲钱买基金，摸了摸我的口袋，好像我身上的钱就只够买味精的。
Now really envy my friends, they actually body still have spare money to buy funds, touched my pocket, as if the money on my body is only enough to buy monosodium glutamate.
二、最讨厌那些在我生气的时候，还总是逗我笑的人了，因为你们一逗我笑，我就会忍不住，这样的话显得我多没有面子啊！
Hate those when I am angry, but also always make me laugh of the people, because you make me laugh, I can not help it, so it seems that I have no face ah!
三、现在好像让人还钱已经不是一件理直气壮的事了，想要回自己的钱就像是暗恋一样，你总是说不出口，当你鼓起勇气说出来的时候，就感觉像是表白一样，一不小心就会连朋友都没得做。
Now it seems that it is no longer justified to ask people to return money. Wanting your money back is like a secret love. You always can"t say it out.
四、我觉得我们两个人之间的感情好像没有那么好了，所以你今天能请我喝奶茶吗？
I don"t think the relationship between us is that good anymore, so can you buy me milk tea today?
五、你以为几百块钱对我来说算钱吗？真是搞笑，几百块钱对我来说明明就是我的命啊！
Do you think a few hundred dollars is money to me? That"s funny. A few hundred dollars is my life to me!
六、单身了20多年，昨天我妈语重心长地对我说，宝儿，找对象你不能只看人家的外表，你也要照照镜子看看自己的外表才行啊！
Single for more than 20 years, yesterday my mother said to me, baby, to find a partner, you can not only look at the appearance of others, you also have to look at their own appearance in the mirror!
七、上班总是吃外卖的话，真的特别的不健康，所以我建议大家最好不要去上班！
It"s really unhealthy to eat takeaway food at work all the time, so I suggest you don"t want to go to work!
八、一定要趁着年轻的时候，好好地做梦，不然的话，等到年纪大了，就很容易一觉睡死过去。
Be sure to dream well when you are young, otherwise, when you are old, it will be easy to sleep dead.
九、今天我一定要跟你说明白，请你不要老是挑战我的底线，如果你一直挑战的话，我又得要修改我的底线了。
If you keep pushing my boundaries, I"ll have to change my bottom line again.
十、大家都说，中年人的生活压力真的很大，下班之后开车回家，很多人通常都会把车停在停车场，一个人静静的抽两根烟再上楼的，其实我也是这样，每天都想在车里抽几根烟，但是就是公交车司机他不同意！
Everyone said that the middle-aged life pressure is really very big, after work drive home, a lot of people usually will park the car in the parking lot, a person quietly smoke two cigarettes and then upstairs, in fact, I also like this, every day want to smoke a few cigarettes in the car, but is the bus driver he does not agree!
十一、我们从小好像就有一个共同的敌人，这个敌人就是“别人家的小孩”，在我们爸妈的嘴里他就是只知道学习从来都不爱玩的一个人。
We seem to have a common enemy since childhood, this enemy is "other people"s children", in our parents" mouth he is only know study never love to play a person.
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