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1.令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。
People can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth and love
2.只要你要，只要我有，不论什么，姐姐我都不会给你的。
As long as you want, as long as I have, no matter what, sister, I will not give it to you.
3.间歇性郁闷症发作期间，生人勿扰，熟人勿找。
During the episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek acquaintances.
4.老天爷，我现在是单身，请保佑我的朋友们也单身。
God, I"m single now. Please bless my friends.
5.琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。
I can"t play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I"m tired of washing and cooking.
6.所谓的进退两难就是：抬头有抬头纹，低头有双下巴。
The so-called dilemma is: raising head with lines, lowering head with double chin.
7.爱情就像是鬼，相信的人多，见到的人少。
Love is like a ghost, more people believe, less people see.
8.在这个赚钱非常容易的时代，我是属于非常容易被赚走钱的。
In this era of making money is very easy, I am very easy to make money.
9.人生就像是卫生纸，没事少扯！
Life is like toilet paper. Don"t pull it if you have nothing to do!
10.无聊的最高境界，开着电脑，按着手机，望着电视，想着学习。
The highest level of boredom, open the computer, press the mobile phone, watching TV, thinking about learning.
11.我这人五音不全，时而不靠谱，时而不着调！
I don"t have a complete pentatonic, sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune!
12.吃饭定律：建议吃饭要吃七分饱，另外三分用来吃烧烤。
Eating law: it is recommended to eat seven full meals and the other three for barbecue.
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