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满脑子的智慧，硬生生的撑大了我的脸。
Full of brain wisdom, rigidly prop up my face.
都别傻了，他要是真的想保护你为什么你家楼下的保安不是他。
Don"t be silly. If he really wants to protect you, why isn"t the security guard downstairs him.
自从人晒黑了，脸色好看了，牙齿变白了，喝酒都不脸红了。
Since the person suntanned, the facial expression looked good, the tooth turned white, drinks does not blush.
人家七十多岁都在找工作，而我只考虑每天要吃什么。
People in their seventies are looking for jobs, and I only think about what I eat every day.
你长得很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑并非是你的本意，只是上帝发点脾气。
You look very creative. It"s your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. It"s just God"s temper.
人说：＂无汗水，不收获。＂可我的汗水全流到别人家的地里。
People say, "no sweat, no harvest." But all my sweat went to other people"s fields.
你嫌我声音好听，我可以闭嘴，你嫌我游戏打的6，我可以不玩，你要我变成普通人，我是一个帅哥怎么能做到！
You think I sound good, I can shut up, you think I play 6 games, I can not play, you want me to become an ordinary person, I am a handsome man, how can I do it!
我是一名厨师，炒菜时听这首歌我感觉整个酒楼都是我的，老板娘也是我的。
I"m a cook. When I listen to this song while cooking, I feel that the whole restaurant belongs to me, and so does the landlady.
太礼貌了也不是什么好事，刚被踩了一脚。我习惯性的说了声：谢谢！
It"s not a good thing to be too polite. I just got trampled on. I used to say: Thank you!
我知道我的脾气不好，如果你不能忍，你就好好反省下自己，为什么别人可以呢？
I know I have a bad temper. If you can"t bear it, you should reflect on yourself. Why can others?
男人胆大走四方，女人胆大不化妆！
Men dare to go everywhere, women dare not make up!
有一次急性肠胃炎去医院，痛得死去活来，我爸来看我，一脸焦急的跟我说，这医院怎么连一个wifi都连不上。
Once I went to the hospital with acute gastroenteritis. My father came to see me and told me anxiously that the hospital couldn"t even connect to a WiFi.
强大的心理素质需要一个抗揍的身体素质来支撑。
Strong psychological quality needs a physical quality to support.
今天在街上遇见了老同学，想不到他也那么穷，居然只往我的碗里放了一块钱。
Today, I met an old classmate in the street. Unexpectedly, he was so poor that he only put a dollar into my bowl.
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