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这年代，会在你耳边轻轻唱歌，喜欢你的肉体，还会送你包包的，就只剩下蚊子了。
In this era, you can sing in your ear, like your body, and give you bags, only mosquitoes are left.
大多数单身狗的造成，就是熟人不敢下手，生人不敢开口。
The cause of most single dogs is that acquaintances dare not start, and strangers dare not speak.
当幸福来敲门的时候，我怕我不在家，所以一直都很宅。
When happiness knocks on the door, I"m afraid I"m not at home, so I always stay at home.
我本以为我们可以一起走到最后，可没想到走了几步你就开始打车了。
I thought we could go to the end together, but I didn"t expect you to take a taxi after a few steps.
我这辈子没为别人拼过命，倒是天天为别人砍拼多多。
I have never fought for others in my life, but I fight for others everyday.
我要给未来婆婆一个差评，发货的速度太慢了，到现在还没见到我老公的人影。
I want to give my future mother-in-law a bad comment. The delivery speed is too slow. I haven"t seen my husband yet.
老天爷，我现在是单身，请保佑我的朋友们也单身。
God, I"m single now. Please bless my friends.
人就是这么奇怪，嫌旧手机旧衣服嫌旧车子旧房子，就是不嫌自己旧。
People are so strange. They dislike old mobile phones, old clothes, old cars and old houses, but they don"t dislike themselves.
白富美的标准：白痴，拜富，爱美，我都做到了。
Bai Fumei"s standard: idiot, worship Fu, love beauty, I have done it.
世上本没有路，走的人多了，便有了收费站。
There is no road in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be toll booths.
发呆这事，如果干得好，叫深沉。干得不好……容易睡着。
Daze this matter, if do well, call deep. Well done It"s easy to fall asleep.
长大后才知道为什么穷不到三代，因为穷到第三代已经穷得连媳妇都娶不到了，也就没有第四代了。
Only when I grew up did I know why I was less than three generations poor, because the third generation was already poor and could not even marry a daughter-in-law, so there would be no fourth generation.
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