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1、一般容易快乐的人都容易胖，所以胖是一件很快乐的事情。
Generally, people who are easy to be happy are easy to be fat, so being fat is a very happy thing.
2、我时常告诫自己，一定要有钱，否则别人会认为我除了美貌，一无所有。
I often tell myself that I must have money, otherwise others will think that I have nothing but beauty.
3、如果菜咸了就放一会，因为时间可以冲淡一切。
If the food is salty, put it for a while, because time can dilute everything.
4、都说沉默是金，我都沉默这么久了，也没看见金子在哪？
They say silence is gold. I have been silent for so long, and I don"t see where the gold is?
5、刚刚被邻居举报扰民了，因为我穷得叮当响。
I"ve just been reported to disturb people by my neighbors because I"m so poor.
6、生活不止眼前的苟且，还有交不起的房租，和还不起的花呗。
Life is not only about the present, but also the rent and ant credit pay.
7、春困，秋乏，夏打盹，冬眠，身体和灵魂势必有一个在床上。
Sleepy in spring, lack in autumn, nap in summer, hibernation, body and soul are bound to have one in bed.
8、熬夜对身体的伤害真的很大，所以每次晚睡，我都会叫个夜宵，好好补一下。
Staying up late is really harmful to the body, so every time I go to bed late, I will call a night snack and make up for it.
9、头像有人偷，网名有人偷，段子有人偷，怎么我这颗心没人偷。
The head portrait is stolen, the net name is stolen, and the jokes are stolen. How come my heart is not stolen.
10、如果你惹到别人不开心，一定要从自己身上找原因，确保下一回还能惹到他。
If you make someone unhappy, you must find the reason from yourself to make sure that you can still offend him next time.
11、当你的父母发现你谈恋爱时，让他们失望的不是你早恋，而是你找的那个人不是我。
When your parents find out that you are in love, what makes them disappointed is not your puppy love, but the person you are looking for is not me.
12、请问你们喜欢我吗？喜欢我的话就呼吸。
Do you like me? Breathe if you like me.
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