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1、要军训了，你们谁愿意替父从军。
It"s time for military training. Who of you will join the army for your father.
2、听说你们要军训了，加油，以后你们就不是单身狗了，而是军犬。
I heard that you want military training, come on, you will not be single dogs, but military dogs.
3、那些年错过的大雨，请务必在军训的时候还给我。
Those heavy rains missed in those years must be returned to me during military training.
4、军训，其实就是一个从高富帅到矮矬穷的过程。
Military training, in fact, is a process from high rich and handsome to short, short and poor.
5、军训就是一个让人减肥的借口。
Military training is an excuse to lose weight.
6、军训让我懂得了，什么是回家的诱惑。
Military training let me understand, what is the temptation to go home.
7、军训产生了多少非洲同胞。
How many African compatriots have been born in military training.
8、本以为军训完我会变瘦，没想到现在是又黑又胖。
I thought I would be thinner after military training, but now I am black and fat.
9、二连限定煤球，停止生产。
Second company limited coal ball, stop production.
10、雨天只是短暂的爱了我一下。
Rainy days just love me for a short time.
11、军训前小白脸，军训后包青天。
Before military training, little white face, after military training Bao Qingtian.
12、终于知道为什么军训要左右转动了，因为这样晒得均匀。
Finally, I know why the military training has to turn left and right, because the sun is evenly distributed.
13、以后大家不要叫我单身狗了，毕竟我是军训过的人，请叫我军犬。
Don"t call me a single dog in the future. After all, I"m a military trained person. Please call me a military dog.
14、军训虐我千百遍，我待军训如初恋。
Military training abuse me thousands of times, I treat military training like first love.
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