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1、马上就要开学了，如果你们敢打扰我写作业的话，我就和你们玩。
School is about to start, if you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.
2、糟糕，赶作业的速度比不上开学的速度了。
Too bad. I can"t catch up with my homework at the beginning of school.
3、如果不出意外的话，开学的第一天一定是大扫除。
If there is no accident, the first day of school must be a general cleaning.
4、不想开学的孩子都是好孩子，至少可以证明她在学校没有对象。
Children who don"t want to start school are all good children, which can at least prove that she has no object in school.
5、要开学了，我想对亲爱的数学说：“我很在意你，希望你这学期不要不识抬举。”
To start school, I want to say to my dear Mathematics: "I care about you very much, I hope you don"t be ungrateful this semester."
6、开学了，赖床的日子结束了，早起的日子开始了。
The beginning of school, the end of bed days, the beginning of early days.
7、有人相爱，有人夜里看海，有人听说要开学一口气没喘上来。
Some fall in love, some watch the sea at night, some hear that they are going to start school without breathing.
8、新学期给自己定一个伟大的新目标，坐等暑假。
Set a great new goal for yourself in the new semester and wait for the summer vacation.
9、听说临近开学，没完成作业的同学都有同一个梦想，都希望老师说：“”来都来了，带什么作业。”
It is said that students who have not finished their homework all have the same dream and hope that the teacher will say: "all of you have come, what homework do you bring?"
10、其实一个人挺好的，很清静，也不孤单。说人话，我不想开学。
It is true that a person is very good, very quiet, not lonely. I don"t want to start school.
11、左手答案，右手作业，不负学校，不负笔。
Left hand answers, right hand homework, not negative school, not negative pen.
12、开学了，上课的时候又要思考中午吃什么，又要和黑板干瞪眼，又要每天鼓励自己学习，开学真好。
At the beginning of school, we have to think about what to eat at noon, stare at the blackboard and encourage ourselves to study every day. It"s good to start school.
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