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醒来发现账户上多了一个亿，当时我就知道，我还没有真正醒来。
When I woke up, I found that there were 100 million more in my account. I knew at that time that I had not really woken up.
羡慕你们事业都遇到瓶颈，我连瓶子都还没找到。
I envy you that your career has encountered bottlenecks. I haven"t even found the bottle.
帝国主义侵略我们，奴役我们，还要把我们的地瓜分掉，等等…他们为什么要分我们的地瓜？
Imperialists invade us, enslave us, divide our sweet potatoes, etc Why should they divide our sweet potatoes?
警告一下朋友圈里的渣男，不喜欢的话别吊着，玩感情的人最可耻，踩那么多船你不累吗，但凡你有点良心，能不能分我几个？
Warn the scum man in the circle of friends. Don"t hang on if you don"t like it. It"s the most shameful person to play with feelings. Aren"t you tired when you step on so many boats? But if you have a little conscience, can you divide me?
有会开锁的吗？我男神把qq空间锁了。
Do you have a lock? My God locked QQ space.
说不上你哪里好，就是挺想看你洗澡。
I can"t tell you how good you are, but I really want to see you take a bath.
你若军训，便是晴天，你若放假，便是雨天， 你若写作业，便是开学前一天。
If you do military training, it will be sunny; if you have a holiday, it will be rainy; if you do your homework, it will be the day before school begins.
当我打游戏连续10次通关不过时：
老子再打一次试试！
当我在现实生活中遇到一些困难时：
算了，我他妈放弃了！
When I play the game for 10 times in a row, I will try again! When I encounter some difficulties in real life: forget it, I give up the hell!
我能叫你宝贝吗？因为我看你男朋友也是这样叫你的。
Can I call you baby? Because I think that"s what your boyfriend calls you.
有人建议我每天跑步来释放压力，我跑了几天，发现每天坚持跑步的压力更大。
I was advised to run every day to relieve stress. I ran for a few days and found it more stressful to keep running every day.
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