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1、我有男朋友啦,谢谢大家的关心,目前暂时还不打算公开,因为关系还不太稳定,有时候梦不到。
I have a boyfriend. Thank you for your concern. I don"t plan to make it public yet, because the relationship is not stable and sometimes I can"t dream of it.
2、不要相信女生发的任何鸡汤,她们为了发照片什么都说得出口。
Don"t believe any "chicken soup" sent by girls. They can say everything to send photos.
3、原本计划今年挣十万,现在还差十五万。
It was originally planned to earn 100,000 this year, but now it is still 150,000 short.
4、昨天晚上睡觉,梦到被一群人打,然后就被吓醒了。看时间还早就接着睡,结果又梦到那些人对我说:你还敢回来。
I went to bed last night and dreamt that I was beaten by a group of people, and then I woke up. See the time is still early, then go to sleep, the results and dream of those people said to me: you still dare to come back.
5、冬天到了,你们擦唇膏有什么用啊?以为把嘴巴弄得很润很嫩就会有人亲了吗?
Winter is coming, what"s the use of lipstick? Think someone will kiss you if you make your mouth moist and tender?
6、谈恋爱真的麻烦,不过最近太顺了,想找点麻烦。
It"s really troublesome to fall in love, but it"s been so smooth recently. I want to find some trouble.
7、想当年小蛮腰,现如今空叹一身五花膘。
Think that year small pretty waist, now empty sigh a five flower fat.
8、这个冬天太冷了,我不想握酒瓶子了,我想握握男孩子的手。
It"s too cold this winter. I don"t want to hold the wine bottle. I want to hold the boy"s hand.
9、爸妈真是一个很神奇的生物,朋友圈什么谣言都信名,但你胡编瞎话,他们一眼就能拆穿。
Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe in every rumor in their circle of friends, but if you make this up, they can expose it at a glance.
10、能活到现在就靠八个字:贪生怕死,好吃懒做。
Can live to now rely on eight words: greedy for life and afraid of death, like to eat and lazy.
11、成年人的告别总是悄声无息的,就像我在外地上班,男朋友在家结婚了,我都不知道。
Adults always say goodbye quietly, just like when I work in a foreign country and my boyfriend gets married at home, I don"t even know it.
12、我真是一个平平无奇的单身小天才,只要我正常发挥,没有一段感情是我搞不砸的。
I am really an ordinary single genius, as long as I play normally, there is no relationship I can"t mess up.
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