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1.跌倒了就应该坚强地爬起来，然后找个帅气的姿势在跌倒一次。
Fall should be strong to get up, and then find a handsome posture in a fall.
2.当三分熟的牛排和七分熟的牛排相遇的时候，它们为什么互相不打招呼？
因为；它们都不熟。
Why don"t they say hello to each other when the medium rare and medium rare steaks meet?Because they are not familiar.
3.别问我男女之间有没有纯粹的友情，我会肯定地告诉你：“有的”。比如：我和我的老公。
Don"t ask me if there is pure friendship between men and women, I will definitely tell you: "yes.". For example: my husband and I.
4.爱很简单，三分靠喜欢，七分靠珍惜，剩下的90分，一半看脸，一半看钱
Love is very simple, three by like, seven by cherish, the remaining 90 points, half by face, half by money
5.瘦不了的都在骚动，胖不了的都有恃无恐。
Those who can"t lose weight are all in turmoil, and those who can"t gain weight are all fearless.
6.小时候多好，哭完就睡，现在哭完还要上班。
When I was a child, I went to sleep after crying. Now I have to go to work after crying
7.打败我们的不是天真，而是天真冷。
It"s not naivety that beats us, it"s naivety
8.很喜欢打工人的一句话，多打几份工赚不了多少零花钱，但是可以让你没时间花钱。
I like the words of migrant workers very much. More jobs can"t earn much pocket money, but it can make you have no time to spend money.
9.你感情路上不顺吗？顺啊，一路上都没什么人。
Do you have a bad relationship? Shun, there were few people along the way.
10.女生分手的俩个原因，一，闺蜜没看上，二，闺蜜看上了。
There are two reasons why girls break up. One is that their best friend doesn"t like them. The other is that they like them.
11.一场英语听力下来，唯一能听懂的就是开始那几句中文。
After an English listening, the only thing I can understand is the first few Chinese sentences.
12.一觉醒来，发现自己长高了，后来才发现，被子盖横了。
I woke up and found that I had grown tall. Later, I found that the quilt was covered with stem.
13.我妈从小就教育我不要交不3不4的朋友，所以我现在的朋友都很2很6.
My mother taught me not to make bad friends since I was a child, so my friends are very 2 and 6
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