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520就要到了，没跟我表白的，你们真沉得住气呀。
520 is coming. You are so calm without telling me.
520雇两个小朋友，遇到男的就喊爸，遇到女的就喊妈，能拆散一对是一对。
520 hire two children. When they meet a man, they call dad. When they meet a woman, they call mom. If they can break up a pair, they are a pair.
520是你们的情人节，是我的情人劫。
520 is your Valentine"s day, my Valentine"s day.
上帝是公平的，他不仅要让你过了光棍节，就不会让你过情人节。
God is fair, he not only let you have bachelor"s day, will not let you have Valentine"s day.
情人节担心对象太美会被抢走？换我也没用，我更美。
Valentine"s Day worry about too beautiful object will be robbed? It"s no use for me. I"m more beautiful.
情人节最大的悲哀就是，没有一个人愿意跟我将就。
The biggest sorrow of Valentine"s Day is that no one is willing to make do with me.
520就不要发照片秀恩爱了，万一撞脸就不好了。
520 don"t send photos to show love. It"s not good if you bump your face.
情人节，我掐指一算，跟我没有任何关系。
Valentine"s day, I pinch to point to calculate, have nothing to do with me.
你有你的520，我有我的502，不是很甜，但是很黏。
You have your 520, I have my 502, not very sweet, but very sticky.
520没什么送你们的，就送你们这些秀恩爱的，离开我的朋友圈吧！
520 nothing to send you, just send you these show love, leave my circle of friends!
情人节声明：我不是不谈恋爱，只是没人要。
Valentine"s Day statement: it"s not that I don"t fall in love, it"s just that no one wants to.
有人出现在你的情人节里，只是为了告诉你，你很好骗。
Someone appears in your Valentine"s day just to tell you that you are easy to cheat.
情人节我要穿得美美哒，让你们知道美女是你们永远的梦。
Valentine"s day I want to wear beautiful, let you know beauty is your forever dream.
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