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假如我这一生遇见你需要花光我所有运气的话，那我希望我们永远不要遇见，毕竟我要留着这些好运气发家致富呢！
If it takes all my luck to meet you in my life, I hope we never do. After all, I want to keep all my good fortune to make a fortune!
如果多年以后，我还没有嫁人，你也还没有娶别人的话，那我们真的是太可怜了，太可怜了！
If many years later, I have not married, you have not married other people, then we are really too poor, too poor!
反正不管这个世界会怎么对我，我都要好好地坚持我做人的底线，最重要的八个字就是：“反正不能饿着自己”。
Anyway, no matter how the world will treat me, I have to stick to my bottom line as a human being. The most important eight words are: "I can"t starve myself anyway".
不知道为什么，今天到现在都还没有人跟我说节日快乐，我想也许今天不是什么节日吧！
Do not know why, today until now no one has said happy holidays to me, I think maybe today is not what holiday!
假如有一天你被别人甩了，你要记得还有我在，请你一定要打电话告诉我，让我知道你也有今天。
If one day you get dumped, remember that I"m still around. Please make sure to call me and let me know that you have this day, too.
我觉得钥匙圈真的是很有趣的发明了，因为它会让你体验到，一次把所有钥匙都丢光是什么样的感觉。
I think the keychain is a really interesting invention because it gives you a taste of what it"s like to throw away all your keys at once.
你现在苦点累点没有关系，只要你还健康地活着就好，总有一天你就知道好运气其实都是别人的。
It doesn"t matter if you are a little bit tired now, as long as you are alive and healthy, one day you will know that the good luck is really someone else"s.
只要你一直坚持做自己的话，早晚有一天你会变得穷困潦倒的。
As long as you keep on being yourself, sooner or later you will be down and out.
我们要学会控制自己的脾气，如果有人老是惹你的话，不要急着去打他，你可以试着从5开始倒数，等数到三的时候，你就打他，他肯定会措手不及的。
We should learn to control our temper, if someone always irritate you, don"t rush to hit him, you can try to count from 5, and then on the count of three, you hit him, he will certainly be caught by surprise.
关于存钱，我已经计划好了一系列存钱的方法，接下来就只差钱了。
As far as saving money is concerned, I have planned a series of ways to save money, and then there is only money left.
曾经我以为，只要有钱就可以买到任何想要的，后来我发现，我曾经的想法真是太对了。
I used to think that if I had money I could buy anything I wanted, but then I found out that I was right.
你们知道吗？手机快没电的时候就要及时地充电，不然万一黑屏了，看到屏幕里的自己，你会被丑哭的。
You know what? When the cell phone is running out of power, you should charge it timely, otherwise, if the screen goes black and you see yourself in the screen, you will be ugly and cry.
昨晚，突然胃很疼，疼得我睡不着觉，于是我想跟胃商量一下：“能不能先不要疼了”，毕竟明天还要上班。胃告诉我说：“我不叫胃，我叫楚雨荨”！
Last night, suddenly my stomach hurt so much that I couldn"t sleep. So I wanted to discuss with my stomach: "Can I stop the pain for now?" After all, I have to work tomorrow. My stomach told me, "I"m not stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun!"
既然你早上总是起不来的话，那你不如晚上就不要睡觉了吧！
Since you always can"t get up in the morning, you might as well not go to bed at night.
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