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1、我曾经也有过小鹿乱撞的时候，不过现在好了，它撞死了，现在的我只想发财！
I used to have a little deer bumping around, but now it"s OK, it"s dead, now I just want to get rich!
2、不要经常对我忽冷忽热的，因为我体质不好，经常容易感冒。
Don"t often be cold and hot to me, because I"m not in good health, and I"m often easy to catch a cold.
3、生活虽然会让你苦上一阵子，但当你适应后，会发现再让你苦上一辈子。
After a lifetime, you will find it hard for you.
4、单身久了，就说拧开瓶盖了，消防栓我都能拧开。
If I"ve been single for a long time, I can screw off the fire hydrant.
5、有一种忧伤叫做，我回你是秒回，而你回我是轮回。
There is a kind of sadness called, I return to you is second time, and you return me is reincarnation.
6、今天外面的风很大，我很害怕，万一我被风刮走了，就我刮不走，该多丢人。
It"s windy outside today. I"m afraid. If I"m blown away by the wind, I won"t be able to blow. How humiliating.
7、每次看到有比我瘦的人，我都想分些肉给他，因为我有一颗善良的心。
Every time I see someone who is thinner than me, I always want to give him some meat because I have a kind heart.
8、有人问我你感情路上不顺吗？我心想挺顺的啊，一路上都没有什么人。
I"ve been asked if you"re in a bad mood? I thought it was very smooth. There were no people along the way.
9、有人和我说我不会乐器？我想我退堂鼓打的可好了。
Someone told me I can"t play musical instruments? I think I"m good at getting out.
10、你走了真好，不然总担心你是不是腿脚有啥毛病，走不了路。
It"s nice of you to go. Otherwise, I"m always worried about whether you have any problems with your legs and feet and can"t walk.
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