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现在有很多人总是觉得这生活很累。不管身边人做什么，都让他劳心劳力伤心伤神。其实这世上，哪有这么多不如意，只不过是你的心思太重，想的太多而已。有时候一些小事，想多了就变成大事。其实快乐并没有那么难，下面分享一些朋友圈沙雕搞笑的文案，大家一起笑一笑吧！
我这个人脾气很不好，我劝你不要惹我，一旦把我惹急了，我可是什么事情都做得出来的！补充说明：数学题除外。
I am a man of bad temper, I advise you not to provoke me, once I provoked, I can do anything! Note: except math problems.
我们确实是好朋友，假如我们一起出去玩，你摔了一跤，我肯定会扶你的，不过前提是要等我先笑完，哈哈哈哈哈…
We are really good friends, if we go out to play together, you fall, I will certainly help you, but the premise is to wait for me to finish laughing first, ha ha ha ha……
快要过年了，你们的好兄弟是不是被你捂得都快发霉了？难道他们都不需要对象吗？如果需要的话，你为什么总是藏着掖着，不撮合我们呢？
Is about to celebrate the New Year, your good brother is not by you cover of all fast moldy? Don"t they need a partner? Why are you always hiding something from us if you need to?
最讨厌过年回家的时候，别人问我有没有对象了，羞辱一个人的方式有很多种，但是他们偏偏选择了这一种。
I hate it most when people ask me if I have a date when I go home for the New Year. There are many ways to humiliate a person, but they choose this one.
请问有人可以借我30块钱，喝一杯奶茶吗？放心，我不是骗子，因为骗子总是会说明天还给你，但是我不一样，我不还！
Can someone lend me 30 yuan for a cup of milk tea? Rest assured, I am not a liar, because a liar will always say tomorrow back to you, but I am not the same, I do not return!
假如有五个人同时追我的话，我应该怎么办呢？其实我特别得慌，所以最后我只能送人头了。
Suppose there are five people chasing me at the same time, what should I do? Actually, I was so panicked that I ended up having to behead someone.
今天的风格外的尴尬，吹呀吹，吹乱了我的头发，却吹掉了你的假发，我能怎么办？我也很尴尬呀！
Today"s style outside the embarrassment, blow ah blow, blow disorderly my hair, but blew off your wig, how can I do? I"m embarrassed, too!
各位宝贝们中午好，要记得按时吃午饭哦，哦，对了，如果我不是我的宝贝，那就不要吃了，毕竟太浪费粮食了！
Good afternoon, everyone, and remember to eat lunch on time. Oh, oh, by the way, if I am not my baby, then don"t eat, after all, it is a waste of food!
小明摸了摸自己的腿毛，发现有一点扎手，他心想：或许这就是传说中的（扎）渣男吧！
Xiaoming touched the leg hair of the son, found a little prickly hand, he thought to himself: perhaps this is the legendary (zha) cheat the man who plays with the feelings of women!
最近看到大家都在朋友圈晒结婚照，于是我也跑到了民政局，排了一下午的队，可是后来排到我了，我才知道原来结婚是需要两个人的，搞得我一下子就对未来感到很迷茫…
Recently, I saw that everyone shared their wedding photos on Moments, so I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau and waited in line for a whole afternoon. However, when I was in line, I realized that it takes two people to get married, which made me feel confused about the future.
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