一，别的小朋友都有对象啦？你什么时候追我呀？
Other children have a date? When will you chase me?
二，自打我出生以来啊，就独得上帝恩宠，我劝上帝一定要雨露均沾，可上帝非是不听呢，就让我单身，就让我单身。
Since I was born, I have won the favor of God. I advised God to touch both rain and dew, but if God didn"t listen, let me be single, let me be single.
三，能给我介绍几个对象吗？靠我自己可能不行了。
Can you introduce me to some people? I may not be able to do it on my own.
四，怎么有的人找对象要求能列几十条，我择偶标准就三个字：求你了！
Why do some people ask for dozens of items? My mate selection criteria are three words: Please!
五，别问我抽烟是什么感觉,因为我在等着一个劝我戒烟的人。
Don"t ask me what it"s like to smoke, because I"m waiting for someone to persuade me to quit smoking.
六，如果我和喜欢的你谈恋爱，我肯定比所有的小姑娘都甜
If I fall in love with you I like, I will be sweeter than all the little girls
七，一个萌萌的小仙女，单身待撩，喜欢的抱走，求脱单求抱走！
A little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, likes to be taken away, and asks to take off the order and take it away!
八，现在颜值高的反而都单身，比如我。求脱单求抱走！
If you don"t want to be single dog on Valentine"s Day to see others show their love, you should take the initiative to confess to Laozi
九，情人节不想做单身狗看别人秀恩爱的，你就主动跟老子表白啊
If you don"t want to be single dog on Valentine"s Day to see others show their love, you should take the initiative to confess to Laozi
十，我不是单身狗，我只是风中孤独一匹狼罢了。求脱单求抱走！
I"m not single dog, I"m just a lone wolf in the wind. Please take off the order and take it away!
十一，单身久了，看到头母猪都觉得眉清目秀的，本人求脱单
I have been single for a long time, and when I see the sow, I feel fine-looking. I beg to take off the order
十二，不想当柠檬精了，想尝尝恋爱的酸臭味
I don"t want to be lemon essence, I want to taste the sour smell of love
十三，有开心的事情，想要找个人来分享；有难过的事情，想要找个人来分担
Have happy things, want to find someone to share; Have sad things, want to find someone to share
十四，每天都想要一个飞起来的抱抱，求脱单
I want a flying hug every day, and I want to take off the order
十五，只愿得一人心，白首不分离
I only wish to win one"s heart, but Whitehead does not separate
十六，体会了孤独，想体会温暖的感觉
I feel lonely and want to feel warm
十七，听闻先生治家有方，小女余生愿闻其详
I heard that my husband has a good family, and my little girl is willing to hear the details for the rest of her life
十八，一个人生活久了，就想再加一个人
If you live alone for a long time, you want to add another person
十九，不会做饭但是会吃
Can"t cook, but can eat
二十，出售本人
Sell oneself
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